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victorian-narwhal:

heyveve:

incinc:

ryanvoid:

cinnamonpops:

littlemissadachi:

rani-goes-mmfgn:

m-azing:

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD

ASDFGHJKL;ABHMS <3

are you fucking serious? oh my god

OH MY GOSH

i have so many questions

WHAT.

/DEAD

HOLY SHIT IT’S A MODEL OF HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE KLJDHWAFHCJIEQVJ BVEIUC

has there always been that ear on the side?

(via ahintofblue)

I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. Holy shit.

 He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing? Can’t you see I’m busy lamenting the death of my boyfriend? Like I really need to see your tits at a time like this— YOU’RE SO EMBARRASSING MOM GAWD.”

And the rest of the Greeks are jazz-handsing in the background. They’re all ‘WOAH LOOK AT THAT TOTALLY WICKED SET OF TITS— I MEAN ARMOUR. WOAH’

Let me just say that this is the best interpretation of a painting I have ever seen

^^^^

no mom

mom no

NO

omygods

(Source: lemon-sprinkles, via ahintofblue)

the-left-lane-is-for-passing:

did-yuo-kno:

jasihatesu:

This is so embarrassing as to how absolutely false and incorrect this is. 

“american” isn’t even a language…this right here is why we as a country are seen to be so stupid. 

“this right here is why we as a country are seen to be so stupid.”

(via madsabroo)

thescepteredisle:

historyofeurope:

The Field of Cloth of Gold (Camp du Drap d’Or in French) is the the site near Calais where King Henry VIII of England met with King Francis I of France in June 1520.

The purpose of the meeting was to solidify the friendship between the two nations and the site was given its name after the extravagance of both parties trying to outdo one another.

Also known as “The Meeting of Two Bros”

It was a regular brodown. They were just more feted in that day and age.

mdyaoi:

observingthetoast:

thetalee:

cyborgkoala:

wildunicornherd:

thinksquad:

Here is a Science fair project presented by a girl in a secondary school in Sussex . In it she took filtered water and divided it into two parts. The first part she heated to boiling in a pan on the stove, and the second part she heated to boiling in a microwave. Then after cooling she used the water to water two identical plants to see if there would be any difference in the growth between the normal boiled water and the water boiled in a microwave. She was thinking that the structure or energy of the water may be compromised by microwave. As it turned out, even she was amazed at the difference, after the experiment which was repeated by her class mates a number of times and had the same result.

It has been known for some years that the problem with microwaved anything is not the radiation people used to worry about, it’s how it corrupts the DNA in the food so the body can not recognize it.

Microwaves don’t work different ways on different substances. Whatever you put into the microwave suffers the same destructive process. Microwaves agitate the molecules to move faster and faster. This movement causes friction which denatures the original make-up of the substance. It results in destroyed vitamins, minerals, proteins and generates the new stuff called radiolytic compounds, things that are not found in nature.

So the body wraps it in fat cells to protect itself from the dead food or it eliminates it fast. Think of all the Mothers heating up milk in these ‘Safe’ appliances. What about the nurse in Canada that warmed up blood for a transfusion patient and accidentally killed him when the blood went in dead. But the makers say it’s safe. But proof is in the pictures of living plants dying!

NO, YOU PIG-IGNORANT ASSWIPES.

SOME KID’S CLASS PROJECT IS NOT REAL SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH. YOU’VE HEARD OF “DOUBLE BLIND”, RIGHT? CALL ME WHEN IT’S PUBLISHED IN NATURE.

the structure or energy of the water

what the fuck does that even mean you realize that a water molecule is made up of three fucking atoms and if you rearrange it it isn’t water anymore and you would fucking notice

the problem with microwaved anything is not the radiation people used to worry about

Here is a handy diagram I drew of all the different types of radiation:

Microwaves != nuclear reactors, so calm your tits.

it’s how it corrupts the DNA in the food so the body can not recognize it

…do you understand what DNA is and how eating works? DNA is a jumble of protein in the middle of each cell and it tells the cells in that particular organism how to make more cells. Your body does not care about whether your food has any DNA in it or not. The chemicals it cares about are things like vitamins and sugars, as well as inorganic shit like salt.

(You can denature DNA by heating it or using chemicals like urea. It is like what happens when you fry an egg, which is basically a big glob of protein—the strands break apart and it looks like tiny white strings. Very cool.)

Microwaves agitate the molecules to move faster and faster.

I…just…that is the fucking definition of heat, whether you’re heating something over a flame or in a microwave or using the Sun. The difference is that microwaves mostly affect the water molecules in your food and they don’t need to use as much heat. Water boils at 100°C, which is just about as hot as water can get before it just turns into steam; but that’s like the lowest setting on your oven. Oven- or stove-cooked food tastes different partly because it uses higher temperatures and partly because heat is transferred in a different way.

This movement causes friction

That’s not what friction is.

It results in destroyed vitamins, minerals, proteins and generates the new stuff called radiolytic compounds, things that are not found in nature.

Let’s take these one at a time.

• Vitamins are classified as water-soluble or fat-soluble. So cooking things in water will dissolve the water-soluble vitamins (C and all the B’s). Just plain heat doesn’t do that, so microwaving veggies—which keeps the water in—is actually a healthier option.
• Proteins: Breaking the chemical bonds in proteins (denaturing) is a part of any cooking. However, denatured protein is still nutritious—that’s why you can meet your protein intake with foods like fried eggs and baked chicken.
• Minerals are just chemical elements, like off the periodic table—sodium, iron, potassium. (Vitamins and proteins are very complex combinations of elements.)

Which brings me to the “radiolytic compound” bullshit. When you talk about breaking apart, say, iron—you’re talking about breaking down the iron atoms themselves. Which is a whole lot different than breaking the bonds between atoms. It takes hella radiation. You need shit like gamma rays—the OOOH SCARY NUCULAR radiation—which we’ve already established do not come from your microwave.

things that are not found in nature

What the shit does that even mean? You all know radioactive elements occur in nature, right? In rocks and also in living cells. That’s right, you have this radioactive kind of carbon INSIDE YOU. You get it by eating those delicious plants. We can tell how long ago something died by how much of it is left.

Tons of shit that occurs naturally is horribly bad for you. And tons of shit that never existed until we cooked it up is great for you—like the chemical compounds in a lot of medications.

PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE THIS SHIT ARE WHY CHILDHOOD DISEASES THAT CAUSED SERIOUS ILLNESSES AND/OR DEATH THAT WE NEARLY ERADICATED WITH VACCINES ARE NOW COMING BACK AND WHY CONSPIRACY THEORIST TWATS ARE ASKING CITY COUNCIL NOT TO FLUORIDATE THE WATER AND WHY GLOBAL WARMING WILL WRECK OUR FUCKING PLANET.

LERN 2 SCIENCE. Think before you reblog. And microwave your veggies.

Good commentary, though a touch harshly worded.

…the microwaved-watered plant looks like it got topped…

Water doesn’t even have DNA to be fucked up wth. I mean even if this experiment were 100% legit and reliable and their stupid theory was true, the “evidence” here doesn’t back it up because WATER DOESN’T HAVE DNA.

mizlia:

angelsauverdose:

I’M HAVING AN HEARTATTACK.

Look. I get that Tom Hiddleston is awesome. I think he’s pretty great. I also get that being bisexual is great. I am bisexual, and it’s a fun time. (I prefer “omnisexual” because it makes me sound like I have phenomenal cosmic power.)  

You know what’s not cool? Firing up Microsoft Word, pasting in a photo of an actor, and typing up a fake interview to put words in his mouth. Exhibit A: there is a cursor in the upper left-hand corner. Exhibit B: red squiggles. Exhibit C: “I guess she refers to my relationship” sounds like it was run through Google Translate and back again. Also, I just noticed that they forgot the apostrophe in it’s.

But I’m not here to criticize grammar. I’m here to say that personal lives are called personal lives for a reason, whether you’re in high school or Hollywood. Fake “outing” an actor as pan/bisexual might seems like a good idea for 0.86 seconds - yeah, support for bisexuality! People will see this and think it’s not so bad! No. You know what this is? This is gossip and rumormongering, and if Glee has taught you anything, tumblr, it’s that spreading lies about people - however well-intentioned - is uncool. So don’t do it.

(Source: nemohs)